Why Canada Rules!

How's it goin' hosers?  I'm up here in the Great White North, the 51st State known as Canada, eh.  Here's just tree reasons why Canada is so cool.

1.  High Speed Driving

I cross that border from the oppression of The Man in the USA and see that "100" sign... time to put the pedal to the metal!  The sign looks blurry because I was going 110!!

2.  Multi Culturalism

Everything is in English AND Spanish!

3. Cheap Gas

I haven't seen prices like this since high school!